J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS
The Order of the Occult Hand is a whimsical secret society of American journalists who have been able to slip the meaningless and telltale phrase “It was as if an occult hand had…” in print as a sort of a game and inside joke.
The phrase was introduced by Joseph Flanders, then…
GODFUCKING COCKROTTED DAMNED STUPID HIPPIES, WHAT DID I SAY?
wow
holy shit, this is on the level of Radithor
oh my god
Even if there is actual, documented, peer-reviewed evidence of health benefits, do not want. (All earlier wishing to be fungus nonwithstanding.)
(Now I’m thinking of a story where this shit is peddled by ~natural health gurus~ and does have obvious effects! Really good ones! The people who take it, after a brief period of sickness, are suddenly so much healthier and stronger and smarter! And really alien! BECAUSE THEY’RE NOW FUCKING SAPIENT, MOBILE MUSHROOMS.)
WHOLE LIFE CYCLE.
Does anyone else find this as ominous as I do?
